Original funny sayings, printed to order

Shirts that do the talking.

Dad jokes, dry sarcasm, terrible puns and pet-parent truths — on tees, hoodies and mugs. Pick your line, pick your size, and we print it just for you.

Find your punchline How ordering works
Illustrated tee surrounded by speech bubbles

Pick your sense of humor

Shop by the kind of funny you are. Every shelf is a different personality.

The kind of lines we print

Short, original, and readable from across the room. A few examples of the house style:

I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.Sarcasm
Decaf? How dare you.Work Humor
Powered by snacks and sarcasm.Sarcasm

Fresh off the press

Price range: $44.99 through $47.99
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99

Three steps. No punchline.

Ordering is the one thing here we keep serious.

Pick the saying

Browse by humor type, then choose a product, color and size. Every product page has a size chart.

See size charts

We print it for you

Nothing is pre-printed. Your item is made after you order — the production window is shown on the product page before you pay.

It ships with tracking

Once it leaves production you get a tracking number and can follow it any time.

Shipping details · Track an order

The joke’s on the shirt, not on you

Timing up front

Production and delivery are listed separately on every product page, so you can plan for birthdays and holidays. How we estimate

Problems get fixed

Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Send us your order number and a photo. Read the Refund Policy

Real people answer

Questions about a design, a size or an order go to our support team, not a bot. Contact us

Quick answers

More in our FAQs, or ask us directly.

When will my order arrive?

Each product page shows its production and delivery window before checkout. Full details are on our Shipping Info page.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Because items are made to order, changes are only possible before production starts. See the Cancellation & Modification Policy.

What if something arrives damaged or wrong?

Contact us with your order number and a photo and we will make it right under our Refund Policy.

How do I pick the right size?

Compare the size chart on the product page with a shirt you already own. Between sizes? Size up. See all size charts.

Say it with a shirt.

Find the line that sounds like you — or like someone you love to tease.

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